A conversation to remember

This may not entirely be animal related but since it did involve a wasp, well ok, part of a wasp, I thought it was close enough.

Below is part of a conversation that I saved between myself and Deek. No matter how often I read it, I never fail to laugh. These are the moments that are best. Spontaneous lunacy.


The Rockford flies says:
Well,

The Rockford flies says:
I found the decapitated head of a wasp.

The Rockford flies says:
Must have been there a day and IT WAS STILL MOVING.

Kate says:
Eww...

The Rockford flies says:
Exactly.

The Rockford flies says:
So of course, I gave it a lecture about death

Kate says:
HAHA...

Kate says:
What was the lecture?

The Rockford flies says:
1. When u die, DON'T wave your antennae around. 2. When your head gets separated from your body, DO TRY to give up the ghost all at once. 3. Just because you died horribly there's no need to take it out on the rest of us by being so damn scary.